Steady Eddie's Thought For The Day
People whose voices can shatter glass become opera singers.
People whose voices can shatter nerves become heavy metal singers.
Shecky Shapson proudly presents ......
The Top 5 Bush Administration Bird Flu Prevention Strategies
5) Accuse all birds of having WMD's, then bomb Turkey
4) Put FEMA in charge of feeding the nations chickens; that'll kill them off real fast
3) Call in the nation's foremost military expert when it comes to bird illness: Colonel
Sanders
2) Force McDonald's to start making a tuna McNugget
1) Don't worry -- Americans will be too steamed about $5 a gallon gas to notice they're
dying