The Moose Hunt
Sven and Ole got a pilot to fly them from Minnesota to Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly. "Last year ve shot six and the pilot let us put dem all on board and he had de same plane as yours."
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few moments after take-off.
Climbing out of the wreck Sven asked Ole, "Any idea vere ve are?"
"Yaah, I tink ve is pretty close to vere ve crashed last year."