Beware of the WORK virus
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, don’t touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you’ll will find that WORK has been deleted completely from your brain.
If you don't drink, check out the Dairy Queen Hot Fudge Brownie Supreme!
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you realize you don’t have five friends, this means you’re already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the nearest bar or Dairy Queen and stay until you make at least five friends.
Then retry.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm headed for the bar or Dairy Queen anyway - it never hurts to be safe.