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BLONDE COOK BOOK

MONDAY:

It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake.The recipe

said beat 12 eggs separately.The neighbors were nice enough to loan me

some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:

Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without

dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend

home for supper.

WEDNESDAY:

A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the

rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it

improved the rice any!

THURSDAY:

Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare

ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.

Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the

garden?

FRIDAY:

I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl

and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When

I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

SATURDAY:

Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to

dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.

SUNDAY:

Bob's folks came to dinner, I wanted to serve roast. All I could find

was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in

the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger,

much to my disappointment.

GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY:

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I

can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I

would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.

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