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Three old guys are out walking
First one says. "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says. "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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A man was telling his neighbor, I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered ther neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
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Morris an 82 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"