There’s something in the house
Much smaller than a mouse
It makes no sound
As it moves around
Such a horror in the house
There’s something on the wall
And though it’s rather small
It makes me fear
For it is quite near
This menace on the wall
There’s something in the sink
And I really need a drink
But I’ll stop and wait
Whilst I dehydrate
For there’s something in the sink
Now it is over the bed
And I am quite filled with dread
For deep in the night
I would have a fright
If it fell on to my head
I am leaving here today
For it’s really hard to stay
But I can’t abide a
Hairy spider
So I’m leaving here today